Saturday, July 5, 2014

Prunify and Poodle Patty

I just thought to let you know how my life is centered on the weather. I mean in ways that probably nobody else has delineated previously.

First, let me just say that here on the We[s]t Coast it rains. Frequently. Mildly. You don't have to shovel rain in the winter and it's really good for your complexion. I like it.

When those sunny days of summer arrive I feel elated. Cheerful. Blessed. I just love sunny and warm. Looking outside makes me smile.

Actually going outside is quite another thing.

I'm a tad allergic to EVERYTHING. Like myriad pollens of weeds, grasses and trees; nuts, other foods. Some useful drugs like codeine. Ya, well, back to going outside.

When it's sunny, that means it is a much less onerous task to collect poodle patties that Jake Barkley has deposited. The sun (bless you solaris) dries and prunifies things. Yes, I did mean prunify. And when we are talking poodle patties, that's eminently acceptable.


So as I browse the gathering clouds on the western front I look forward to tomorrow when my friend the sun will reappear to make my life so much easier. And less smelly. 

C'est la vie.